Ryoma Hoshi Border Patrol

The Ryoma Hoshi Border Patrol is an American paramilitary group that has been active since mid-2020. The group upholds a radical ideology of staunch far-right policies, a complete ban on immigration, and an overthrow of the United States government. They have been classified as a terrorist group by the FBI and are currently fleeing from government agents. The group's activities reached their peak before and shortly after the 2020 Presidential Election.

Activities
The Ryoma Hoshi Border Patrol began campaigning for every American citizen to vote in mid-2020, although they never quite specified which side they were on. No political party endorsed their efforts. The group collaborated with Lebron James as part of the Vote Or Die movement, and also used promotional imagery starring Q-taro Burgerberg and Steve Irwin to encourage citizens to vote. Ringo Starr launched a similar campaign, Pokemon Ringo to the Polls, around this time, leading some to ponder his involvement with the Border Patrol. Two members of their group, Morshu and Tohru Adachi, used their businesses as focal points of the operation. Morshu eventually plastered his restaurant with TRUMP 2020 signs, although his views were not evidently endorsed by the rest of the group.

The Border Patrol, led by Ryoma Hoshi, made a reappearance at the January 6 Capitol Riot after months of silence following the election. Every member was present at the riot, wearing MAGA gear to fit in with the rest of the crowd. FBI agents speculate that they were integral to the planning of the riot and were a third party that wanted to completely eradicate the American government and both political parties, although this is unproven. Following the riot, members were tracked by the FBI.

On January 20, 2021, Morshu and Tohru Adachi (who was now employed at Morshu's restaurant) committed suicide, solidifying their apparent defiance of Joe Biden's presidency.

In mid-June of 2021, Q-taro Burgerberg was shot dead by FBI agents during a shootout following his creation of a decoy robot that took the lives of 7 agents on the US-Mexico border.

In mid-June of 2021, Ryoma Hoshi and Steve Irwin were spotted near the site where Burgerberg was killed by FBI agents. They appeared to be having a barbecue and were heavily armed, prompting the FBI agents nearby to assume an observational position rather than attack the members. Following this sighting, their trails promptly went cold and they have not been spotted since.

Nagito Komaeda, who was also present at the riots alongside the Border Patrol, has not been seen or heard from since the riot and does not appear to have been involved with the group before or after the event. Why was he present alongside the group on January 6, 2021? Nobody knows after almost a year of investigation.

Lebron James has continued his career with the Los Angeles Lakers and is becoming increasingly involved with American politics just like all braindead athletes at the end of their careers.

Ringo Starr continues to sing and write songs as well as create beautiful contemporary art. He is anticipating his 82nd birthday in 2022.

Members
Permanent: Ryoma Hoshi, Morshu †, Steve Irwin, Tohru Adachi †, Q-taro Burgerberg †

Associates: Lebron James, Ringo Starr

Temporary: Nagito Komaeda