The Sims 4 (2022 film)

The Sims 4: Drugs of Liberty is a 2022 Film Event and TV series written and directed by The Lord of All Dumbasses. It premiered on January 11, 2022 and is an ongoing event as of January 25, 2022. The film's cast includes Bulk Bogan, Scorpion, and Skeletor and their associates Eugene Krabs, Dr. Jim Robotnik, and Link, as well as a supporting cast featuring Wario and Funky (Drunky) Kong. The film revolves around assassinations, drug dealing, secret societies, corrupt cops, slice of life, coming of age, historical fiction, medieval fantasy, dystopian society, the socioeconomic status of the middle-class suburban American, and dirt. The film its subsequent TV series has been nominated for several Academy Awards, a Palme d'Or, and a Golden Globe. The Lord of All Dumbasses has been considered for the Kennedy Center Honors due to this masterpiece of cinema.

Season 1
The plot begins with Bulk Bogan and his friends, Scorpion and Skeletor, moving into a cheap house in a moderately wealthy neighborhood. The trio immediately begin catching the attention of the neighbors with their antics. Upon entering the house, Skeletor and Bogan get into a verbal altercation, causing Bogan to angrily storm outside the house and kick down the trash can whilst muttering angrily to himself. Scorpion, training for his career as an assassin, begins firing live ammunition at his reflection in the mirror with his twin handguns, prompting Bogan to intervene and Skeletor to call the police. Officer Frederick Ulfric Carlsson Kennedy arrives on scene with his partner and take Bogan's statement.

Skeletor gains a reputation as a snitch and laments the fact that he will never be ballin. Officer F. U. C. Kennedy examines the fine art in the trio's house and, inspired, leaves the three a gift: Skyrim Anniversary Edition. He then departs with his partner. Skeletor and Bogan immediately put aside their differences and begin playing the game. Skeletor briefly considers murdering Bogan with a handgun he "found" but decides against this... for now.

Later, while Bogan and Scorpion are eating cuisine in the kitchen. Skeletor attempts to murder them. Bogan calls the police, who dispatch Officer Kennedy and his young ward. When the officers arrive, Officer Kennedy immediately unloads 12 rounds into Skeletor. The Grim reaper arrives promptly and resets the timeline.

The Second Timeline
In the new timeline, Officer Kennedy is again dispatched but Skeletor has calmed down. Instead, the officer examines Todd Howard's oil painting, which he suspects contains an illegal stash of Skyrim Anniversary Edition discs ready for resale. Bogan tearfully runs around the house as a distraction as this happens. Officer Kennedy is unsuccessful and leaves. Later that evening, Bogan finds a mysterious contact in his phone called "The Shaman." He calls The Shaman, who later arrives at his house to assist him on his "spiritual journey." Skeletor watches in awe as Bogan tensely converses with the stranger. The Shaman sets a mysterious glass of fluid on the counter, next to a bong. Scorpion weeps, as he knows this is the beginning of the end for his friend. Bogan drinks the liquid, which turns out to be authentic Amazonian Ayahuasca. Bogan must wait 47 minutes to begin his promised spiritual journey.

As the drug exchange occurs, Officer Kennedy continues to return to the house and the Todd Howard oil painting. He brings various other officers to examine the portrait, but all come up empty handed. As the officers continue their search of the house, Bogan and The Shaman listen to some sick tunes as Bogan slowly descends into drug-induced madness. Skeletor talks with some neighbors as this occurs. A short time later, Scorpion sneaks his way behind Bogan and The Shaman and sits down with Skeletor as they discuss how Bogan's up to his old habits again.

Officer Kennedy and his young ward gently tuck Skeletor in his bed for being a good boy and calling the police during Bogan's drugfest. Scorpion sleeps a short time later after escorting The Shaman out of the house. He was sick of Bogan's drug abuse and left his customer to trip balls on Amazonian drugs. In the wee hours of the morning, Bogan–still high on Ayahuasca with no signs of coming back down–dances to the Monster's Inc. theme with reckless abandon. As the music dies down, Bogan gradually begins to see and hear less hallucinations. He takes a massive shit and then settles into bed. All three manage to get a good night's sleep before waking up the next morning. First thing in the morning, Scorpion rises and watches a blank TV screen. Scorpion likes to imagine his own TV shows, complete with complex stories, original characters, and compelling music. Or something. Scorpion finally realizes that he's staring at a screen that literally isn't moving and decides to turn on the TV. The trio decides soon after that someone in the house needs to be able to provide monetarily, and Skeletor gets hired at a local fast food restaurant. To celebrate, they decide to go get some drinks at the bar. Once they arrive, they promptly murder half of the customers, while Scorpion practices guitar at the stage set up inside the establishment. They head back home, exhausted. Bogan eats a bowl of mac and cheese and collapses on the floor. The next morning, Scorpion opens gunfire inside of the bathroom. The bullets pierce through the mirror and the tiled wall of the bathroom and hit Skeletor, killing him instantly, and starting another timeline.

The Third Timeline
This timeline resumes during Bogan and Skeletor's murder spree inside the bar. This time around, they only severely injure the patrons instead of straight up murdering them. Bogan smashes a bottle on a man's head and begins congratulating himself on the great work he had just done. He then turns around and jumps on another customer's face, suffocating them with his ass until they are rendered unconcious. Skeletor, feeling in a really great mood since he's not dead anymore, smashes another bottle on a customer's head and clicks his heels in pure joy. Bogan is found by the police outside, completely unconcious on the sidewalk. Back at home, Scorpion breakdances to the sounds of his friends snoring, all while at extremely low energy. The possibilities for what he can do after a full nights sleep is truly terrifying. Skeletor begins trolling the internet, and decides to visit a local art museum to practice his magic on live test subjects. Bogan's drug dealer shows up, keyblade in hand. Skeletor decides his magic wasn't enough for him, and guns the drug dealer down in the first appearance of Skeletor's motorcycle. He then punts a child 20 feet up into the air at a nearby playground and goes home.

Bogan researches drugs on the dark web. Because of this, Bogan gets the sudden urge to use his nose vaccum to absolutely destroy an entire ziploc bag of cocaine. He locates the only drug dealer in town (to his knowledge). A keyblade wielder wearing a pimp hoodie who looked like the most extreme of douchebags. While looking through his wares, Bogan buys a ziploc bag of weed. While this transaction is happening, Scorpion is at the gym working out. He gets the uncontrollable urge to start a fire, and he does. The fire spreads so insanely fast that Scorpion is unable to leave, causing yet another reset in the timeline.

The Fourth Timeline
The timeline resets with the trio at home, doing awesome dances to people screaming on the radio as well as some remixes of Youtube Poops. It is during this timeline where Skeletor begins practicing his skills in black magic, a skill that he will carry for the rest of the series. Skeletor knows that the drug dealer is now alive again, and knows what he has to do. He stages an assassination mission to get rid of him once and for all. He makes his way to the drug dealer's house, and teleports inside using magic. He guns down the drug dealer in front of his own children and teleports back out before anyone else can identify him. Back home, Skeletor finds a vape lying around and starts smoking it despite his complete lack of lungs. He conjures up a disguise and heads to work, still covered in blood from his recent assassination. Scorpion heads outside just to kick down the trashcan and immediately comes back in like nothing ever happened. Scorpion burns himself on a pot of mac and cheese like a dumbass. Scorpion then proceeds to pick the trash can back up, smoke one cigar, and wakes up with a crippling nicotine addiction the next morning.

Bulk, craving some more drugs, finds Wario Cannoli, who turns out to be the head drug dealer in town. Wario explains that the keyblade wielding drug dealer was his only competition in narcotics in town, leaving Wario as the sole ruler and most rich guy in town. The only one left to oppose him is his brother, Waluigi, the shaman and ayahuasca salesman that Bogan had gotten to know just a few days prior. Wario tells Bogan that the town had not gone by the name Oasis Springs for about 5 years, and had renamed the town to Wario Land 4 in his image. Bogan, scared of what Wario would now accomplish, buys some LSD off of him and leaves.

Back home, Bogan takes some puffs of his original weed stash while Scorpion dances in the background. Scorpion then begins practicing his katana skills inside the house. Word of him doing his sick ass Mortal Kombat moves spread through the neighborhood in a matter of seconds, and Scorpion receives a text on his cell phone asking him to assassinate someone. Scorpion finds the person walking down the street, and delivers a swift slash with his katana, killing them. Scorpion is given $2,500 for his efforts. Scorpion, now incredibly confident in his katana ninja skillz, goes into his house and uses the toilet to "Pee Like a Champion". He does this, and immediately breaks the toilet with the force of his own piss.

Suddenly, ninjas attack the neighborhood. Scorpion goes outside and single handedly takes them all down. While this batshit insane murderfest is happening, Bogan is inside the house delightfully enjoying his excellent quality weed pizza that he prepared himself. With the funds Scorpion earned from assassinations and killing ninjas, the group buys themselves a BBQ Pit Boys Exclusive Pit Boys Grill. Bogan wakes up from bed in his gamer hot dog suit pajamas and grills hot dogs at 6:30 in the morning. While Skeletor is at work, he gets pissed off because some good natured guy ordered a burger. Saying quote, "The battle rages on." This episode brought with it the introduction of Drunky Kong, a forgotten member of the Kong family with an incredible alcoholism issue. Drunky and Scorpion came in contact when Drunky requested an assassination job from Scorpion, and he became close friends with the entire trio soon after. Bogan heads to the gym, only to find Drunky and learn he's the fitness trainer. Bogan asks Drunky to become his partner in crime, and he agrees. That night, Skeletor and Bogan decide to head out to the bar. Unsurprisingly, the two kill at least 3 people. Skeletor kills the Grim Reaper while he's trying to do his job, and he asserts himself as the only character to kill a concept.

The next day, some neighbors move in next door. These neighbors are Jim Robotnik, Eugene Krabs and Link CDI. Krabs quickly becomes an avid smoker, getting agitated whenever something happens to his beloved smokes. All three enjoy practicing their shitty guitar skills on a Goofy Goober guitar they keep outside. Link becomes the first character to get addicted to crack cocaine, despite Bogan having used the subtance nearly all his life. Minutes after moving in Link delcares someone his enemy, who this person is is unknown. Link and Krabs head to Wario's house to introduce themselves, and take part in an event simply known as "The Cocaine Party". The Cocaine Party consisted of the three snorting nose candy for a good 6 hours to some kind of arabic music or some shit. Link promptly gets arrested but Krabs and Wario are left at home untouched for some reason.

Following the Cocaine Party, Krabs and Link pissed blood every day for the next few weeks. One night, a random lady barges through their door while Krabs and Robotnik are playing the card game Uno. This shows the reveal of one of Krabs' signature security cars, a car that will run anyone over at anytime at Krabs' command, and the lady is promptly run over inside the house. Drunky Kong shows up out of nowhere, cries about this lady's death that he never met, and immediately leaves. A ghost shows up to the house, possessing the Goofy Goober guitar, and then admiring the art they have on display. Link gets rid of the ghost with a flamethrower, however ghosts don't die, so he'll be back eventually probably.

Following an uneventful few days, Robotnik decides to take a trip to the gym. During an intense workout some crazy lady comes up, stabs him with a knife, and laughs at his lifeless body. Jim Robotnik becomes the first canonical character death without a timeline reset. Robotnik's gravestone still lies next to the Goofy Goober guitar outside the house in remembrance. To fill the void left by Robotnik's death, Handsome Squidward moves in with Krabs and Link. Robotnik's death marks the end of season 1.