The Shitterversary

The Shitterversary is a religious holiday observed on the 21st day of the 10th month of the year, according to the Gregorian calendar. The holiday is observed in over 150 nations, where the day is considered holy and often recognized as a national holiday. The Shitterversary's history is as rich as the shit it celebrates.

Origins
The Shitterversary likely originated upon the inception of His Holiness, Wario. The teachings of the holiday tell a story of the noble Wario, bearing the weight of the shit of an entire nation within his bowels, as he made his fateful plight down an abandoned hallway, alone. The teachings of the day symbolize the hallway as the epicenter of the moral fiber of humanity: stripped and bare, empty, before the arrival of Wario. Upon his arrival to the end of the hallway, Wario expelled the shit of the people from his being into the Toilet. The estimated date of this event was October 21.

Early Days as a Holiday
Before its acceptance as a holiday, it was common for followers of the day to be persecuted by the more common denominations of Wario's teachings. However, as the gospel spread, the day became a worldwide event almost overnight, and has been celebrated ever since.

Current Celebrations
The Shitterversary is now well known across the world. Every year, it seems that awareness of the day and the number of festivities in honor of Wario grows. It is recognized as a truly beautiful thing by followers of the day.

Festivities
The holiday is commonly celebrated by consuming massive amounts of coffee in order to feel just a fraction of the shitting pains Wario experienced (the validity of this practice is questioned by some, but credible sources claim that it works). Festivities also include worship towards Wario through verbal praise as well as sculptures, cosplay, and other forms of art all devoted to his cause

Cultural Impact
The Shitterversary has had an enormous impact on the world, since it has added yet another national holiday to many nations. The plight of Wario has also inspired many people to renounce their sins and vices to the best of their ability in the name of Wario, ensuring that the sacrifice of his bowels was not in vain. Many scholars consider this day one of the most pious in human history.