Ringo Starr

''This article is about the English musician and cosmic entity. For other uses of the name Ringo Starr, see Ringo Starr (disambiguation).''

Ringo Starr is a singer, songwriter, professional artist, minor political activist, and cosmic deity of unknown origin. He is most famous for his several songs that he had composed and sung during his time with the iconic band The Beatlz. He has also starred in several video games and created what can be described as some of the most revolutionary pieces of contemporary art to grace the last decade.

Early Life
Although it is commonly agreed upon that Ringo Starr had begun to exist on terrestrial lands starting July 7, 1940, his origins are widely discussed and disagreed upon. Many claim that Ringo had crawled his way out of the challenger deep onto Asian shores right at the dawn of the second World War, leading small non scholars are in firm belief that Ringo Starr is another product of the middle levels of the backrooms, due to the recent photographic evidence that has surfaced. It is unclear what Ringo's childhood was like, but the ""drumsticks"" that he had been seen carrying around since birth imply that he had begun practice as a percussionist at a young age. This could also explain his future occupations as one of the most iconic drummers of the last century.

Musical Career
In 1960, Ringo Starr had started his world renown bands with similar SCP-like beings titled "The Beatlz". Their debut single "Feel Good Inc." had quickly ruined to become one of the most influential songs of the twentieth century, skyrocketing the band to immense popularity. They continued to record several music albums and music videos, the most iconic (and controversial) of which had been their titular animated special "Yellow Submarine", which featured psychedelic and charming imagery of the band playing some of their most famous songs. The controversial song in question was the special's namesake "Yellow Submarine", in which millions of complaints from viewers were heard over a scene where Ringo Starr himself appears to be disturbing and vastly different from the other members of the band. This one scene had been so disturbing for fans, that it had sparked what is now known as "Lavender Ringo Syndrome" where younger Japanese audiences would begin to experience night terrors, hallucinations, and seizures upon viewing the part in question. This animation was struck from the air shortly after the complaints had arrived, with a newer version being released just twenty-four hours after the original was taken down. This newer version is now the most commonly viewed edition of this animation, with all traces of the original vanishing from the world sans a lone frame of animation depicting the more disturbing Ringo.

Ringo's Disappearance
After the failure of their iconic and time consuming music video "Yellow Submarine", "The Beatlz" had decided to go their separate ways to avoid further backlash and embarrassment from Ringo's actions. All of them were unwillingly (or perhaps unable) to give a testimony on Ringo's actions during filming, leaving the matter unresolved, and Ringo without a band. Within the following months Ringo had seemingly vanished from this planet for nearly three decades. There was literally no trace of Ringo to be found anywhere, leaving many to believe he had passed away. Ringo Starr was pronounced dead on July 4th, 1988, leaving the whole world of fans he had accumulated in the last few decades to feel lost. However, when all hope was lost, he had randomly returned to this realm sometime in 2005, announcing that he was going to begin a career in painting, to the confusion and befuddlement of the entire human race. This return is thought to be a real life biblical reference to the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but there is still an appalling lack of evidence to support what actually happened.

Career as a painter
Ringo began his art career right away after his supposed resurrection, creating his first portrait in 2005 titled "Help". Other popular works of his throughout this year include "Yer Baby", "Is it time?", and "Bad Finger". These works had become just as popular as his songs, leading many to consider the windows program "Microsoft Paint" as "The Sacred Canvas". An inspiration to contemporary and classic artists alike, the world had dubbed the following decade "The Ringossance" in honor of his life changing paintings. He is still continuing his painting career as of 2022 on his website ringostarart.com, where you can find all of his archived paintings, as well as purchase copies of them for large yet understandable sums of money.

Political Activism
An unknown chapter in Ringo's life to most, the man himself has briefly made appearances in venues during the 2016 election in support of candidates who were part of the Democratic Party of the United States of America. His contributions during these rallies and meetings were very minimal however, as he would only be found muttering the phrase "Pokemon Ringo to the Polls". The meaning of this phrase is unknown, leading many to speculate that his intentions at these events did not align with ideas that were presented at these times (See Theories for more information).

Video Game Involvement
Another fairly less known part about Ringo's life is his involvement in several video games, with some of them being preexisting titles and others being upcoming. His first appearance in a video game was a cameo in the hit role playing game "Persona 5". He is never referred to in the game by the characters or the game itself, but he can be briefly viewed as a cameo during one of the game's "all out attack" cutscenes. In order to access this, simply input the "raging demon" motion during an all out attack performed by Joker. When the finishing blow screen plays, Ringo Starr will appear in the place of the game's protagonist. This Easter Egg was removed on a day one patch and was not even featured in the remastered version of the game "Persona 5 Royal", leading many to believe that this was not an intentional cameo. The only existing evidence of this Easter Egg are the images found in the game's files. He was also present in the 2021 rerelease of Final Fantasy 3 titled "Final Fantasy 3: Pixel Remaster", where he is believed to be one of the onion knight characters found at the start of the game, due to one of the characters having the name "Ringo the Bold". As for future releases, Ringo is slated to be the star of two upcoming AAA games: "Metal Gear Ringo" and "Red Dead Ringo". Nothing is known about either of these future games, aside from their titles and their now leaked cover arts.

Ringo Starr was actually inside of the video games he starred in.
Another fairly less known part about Ringo's life is his involvement in several video games, with some of them being preexisting titles and others being upcoming. His first appearance in a video game was a cameo in the hit role playing game "Persona 5". He is never referred to in the game by the characters or the game itself, but he can be briefly viewed as a cameo during one of the game's "all out attack" cutscenes. In order to access this, simply input the "raging demon" motion during an all out attack performed by Joker. When the finishing blow screen plays, Ringo Starr will appear in the place of the game's protagonist. This Easter Egg was removed on a day one patch and was not even featured in the remastered version of the game "Persona 5 Royal", leading many to believe that this was not an intentional cameo. The only existing evidence of this Easter Egg are the images found in the game's files. He was also present in the 2021 rerelease of Final Fantasy 3 titled "Final Fantasy 3: Pixel Remaster", where he is believed to be one of the onion knight characters found at the start of the game, due to one of the characters having the name "Ringo the Bold". As for future releases, Ringo is slated to be the star of two upcoming AAA games: "Metal Gear Ringo" and "Red Dead Ringo". Nothing is known about either of these future games, aside from their titles and their now leaked cover arts.

Larger involvement in politics
Ringo's iconic phrase "Pokemon Ringo to the polls" has never had its meaning be confirmed, but on close observation, it seemingly implies that this statement is urging people to vote at polling locations. This reeks of familiarity towards the "Vote or Die" movement sparked by Lebron and the Ryoma Hoshi Border Patrol, leading the top small non scholars to believe that Ringo may have been involved with the political scandals and movements these groups were known for.