Ham

Ham is an omnipotent demigod who likely hails from the Mediterranean. According to Greek legend, a dog named Cerberus guarded the Underworld and its souls. Ham is not Cerberus, but his bigger and more powerful cousin. Immortal, and without a moral compass, Ham has currently infiltrated the home of an anonymous Chemistry teacher under the façade of an innocent puppy. When he will strike next is unknown.

Death
Sometime during the beginning months of 2021, during a rampant crime spree, the police could not stop the wrath of Ham. Dennis stumbled upon Ham's wave of destruction and promptly erased his existence. His means of doing so are still being theorized, and this is the last public viewing of Dennis as of January of 2022.

Crimes

 * Distracting Chemistry teachers, causing their students to fail miserably
 * Lulling humans into a false sense of security
 * Illegally obtaining licenses in order to gain access to a school filled with minors
 * Being the sidekick of Ken from the hit fighting game P4AU
 * Enjoying green eggs
 * Genocide of blast furnace manufacturers and users
 * Massacre of Minecraft developers and players
 * Other petty crimes throughout history