The Yasuhiro Pillow

The Yasuhiro Pillow is a sentient artifact currently under secure containment at an undisclosed location. Discovered in 2020, it was transported across the United States in order to keep the general population safe from its dastardly doings. Its motives are unknown, but almost undoubtedly malicious.

Creation & Synopsis
The creation of the Yasuhiro Pillow took place at some point before late 2020. The exact date is unknown, but the pillow's age is estimated to be between 2 and 3 million years. Its sentience has been observed by postal workers, who reported the package containing the pillow would spontaneously heat up and burn through its box if provoked. It may also have a reproductive system, although this is unconfirmed.

Transportation
Under military protection, the Yasuhiro Pillow was transported to its current undisclosed location, although it arrived over a week late due to its frequent disappearances and attempted murders of postal workers. It can apparently see into the future in roughly 1/3 of all scenarios, meaning it is able to dodge authority or adversity and escape easier than most sentient beings.

Present Day
While the location of the pillow is unknown, it is known that it reacted violently when in the presence of the Bernie Sanders Finger Puppet, and the two have since been separated. The pillow may or may not be privately owned.