Orethur Morgan

Physical Description
Not to be confused with the beloved protagonist Arthur Morgan from the award winning video game Red Dead Redemption 2, Orethur Morgan is a brazen look alike with features including a massive jaw, an occasional fifty foot thicket of a beard, and his trusty helm Yogi.

Greetings
One of Orethur's key traits is his ability to greet anyone. Greetings from Orethur can range from simple "HEY THERE MISTER", to repeatedly repeating "H I" to his acquaintance for an unbearably long time. The longest recorded greeting between Orethur and another was documented at five hours, fifty minutes, twenty four seconds.

Jellybeans
Orethur has been known to offer handfuls of Jellybeans to any passerby after a greeting. Accepting these jellybeans is considered unwise, as side affects from doing so have ranged from mild headaches, to what victims have described as "Eyes of Death", where the victims in question can perceive both the names and lifespans of every living organism they look at.

Facial Hair Care
Orethur has been known to properly maintain a beard at an astounding fifty feet in length. Orethur managed to culminate his beard into existence after ingesting an indescribable amount of hair tonic into his system. Small non scholars theorize that he may have developed a gut that can tolerate any harmful substance.

Red Dead Reddittion
In 2018, Orethur had starred as u/Boah1899 in the hit Tim Burton directed film Red Dead Reddition, along with other iconic actors such as Bill Nye, Nicholas Cage, and Bob Hoskins. This movie is rumored to have taken nearly a decade to properly film, due to Orethur's long absence from when he spent his four long year pursuit against the grizzly bear Yogi, as well as the hunt for the legendary Lenny Hydra.

The Orethur Button
In memoriam of Orethur, we here at the Small Non-pedia Wiki have dedicated the options button to the man, so he can greet all of the wiki's new additions, even in death. Godspeed you glorious bastard.