Bulk Bogan

"Revenge...the phantom pain."

- Bulk Bogan

Bulk Bogan is an American ex-convict, drug user and body builder. He is most well known for his appearances in The Sims 4: Drugs of Liberty and the 2006 cult classic video game Hard Time. Bogan is a violent individual who seems goofy on the outside, but will go through whatever means necessary to get what he wants. He served time in prison and now lives in Waluigi Land 4 with his two closest friends and partners Skeletor and Scorpion. This trio is infamously known for setting off the chain of events that would come to be known as The Drugs of the Patriots Incident.

Early Life
Not much is known about Bogan before his time in prison. All people really know about him is that he grew up in California. Some speculate that he has existed since the time of Jesus Christ and may have even properly met the man himself.

Time in Southtown Correctional Facility
On December 5, 2006, his 31st birthday, Bogan is sentenced to 60 days in Southtown Correctional Facility on 4 counts of extreme terrorism by a U.S. Supreme Court judge. Officers that still work their positions in the prison in the current day recall Bogan getting uncomfortably close to them and smacking his lips violently. Inmates recall he would spend his free time lifting weights, something he would refer as "poomping his mooscles". Bogan would constantly say that he was always growing stronger because of this. It is also inside this prison where Bogan began experimenting with drugs, a trait which he carries with him to this day.

Most of the time, Bogan would leave the other inmates alone. However one inmate recalls a time when Bogan was working out in the facility's recreational area. Bogan happened to bring his favorite automatic rifle outside that day and the inmate caught him in a very bad mood. Bogan shoots the inmate in the chest, giving him dozens of gunshot wounds. Bogan only ceased once the inmate begged him to stop and gave him $210. On a separate occasion, Bogan and a guard in the prison had an altercation. Bogan promptly beat the guard to death with a pool cue laying nearby. Word of Bogan's actions quickly spread throughout the prison, and the inmates hatched a plan to stop him. It took nearly every inmate staying in Bogan's cell block to take him down. Bogan was taken out of the prison to a nearby hospital to treat him for near fatal injuries.

The Drugs of the Patriots Incident
Sometime after, Bogan serves the rest of his time fairly quietly in Southtown Correctional Facility. After his 60 days are up he is let out as a free man and meets his future closest friends, Skeletor and Scorpion. The trio decides to move to a desert town known simply at the time as Oasis Springs. The three move into a small house together and begin living out their normal lives. This is quickly brought to an end by Bogan who continues his constant drug use through Waluigi Cannoli, also known as "The Shaman". Bogan takes Waluigi's offer to go on a spiritual journey with a substance known as ayahuasca and aspires to try dozens of new substances in his time out of prison.

The three live out their lives killing people who make them even slightly mad, and Bogan continues his constant drug use. Bogan enters the criminal ring once again, becoming a criminal as his profession. Bogan meets the new neighbors moving in next door, Mr. Krabs, Dr. Jim Robotnik, and Link CDI. It is after this visit that Bogan meets Wario Cannoli, Waluigi's brother. Bogan learns from Wario that the two brothers have been locked in conflict over their drugs in who rules this town. Bogan learns that Wario is a much bigger drug lord than Waluigi, and that Oasis Springs had been renamed to Wario Land 4 a very long time ago. After purchasing drugs from Wario, Bogan becomes so incredibly stoned that he breaks the toilet in his own house trying to take a piss. Bogan starts attending his job while on LSD, which makes him extremely happy.

One day, after the multiple people Bogan and his friends murdered came into their house as ghosts to haunt them, Scorpion takes out his anger from the ghosts on Bogan, stabbing him in the chest and nearly killing him. Shortly after, The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances moves in next door, as well as their counterpart, E.V.I.L. A member of E.V.I.L, Yoshikage Kira, uses his powers to blow up Wario, causing Bogan to go into a deteriorated mental state. Since that day, Bogan always carries a handgun on him. During an altercation with Duke Nukem, another member of E.V.I.L, he saved someone from one of Dukes crimes, awakening Bogan's super powers. He currently trains in these super powers in anticipation for the final battle.

Appearance
Bulk Bogan has large black eyes, and a constantly balding mullet. Bogan is extremely muscular, which is something he takes pride in. He always wears his trademark gray slacks and black shoes. This only sometimes changes if he decides to wear his other pair of red pants.

Traits
Bogan is nowhere near reserved. He's shown signs of psychopathy and sociopathy. He is always prioritizing himself or very rarely those closest to him, like his friends. Bogan has an extreme bloodlust that is constantly being quenched with innocent lives. Bogan has a very heavy accent, what this accent is nobody even knows. Bogan gets very focused on his tasks when they need done and goofs around with his friends when he isn't poomping his mooscles or killing someone. He's very athletic, always taking the time to exercise or work out when he gets the chance. Despite his constant drug use, a period of addiction in his life hasn't set in yet.